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If chickens could fly we’d be FUCKED

RT @KylePlantEmoji: [Schrodinger's Funeral] Everyone: *suspicious*

@manyran I love your town

I started clapping and cheering before @jennyslate said anything during her standup special simply because her jumper had 4 pockets in it

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One cannot simply buck without knucking

RT @badgirIkiki: do y’all think men know about us shaving our big toes

@MikeAFitzgerald Either works

It’s apparently easier to find elusive serial killers than it is to locate the clitoris

RT @ColoradoUgly: Rubber bullets should be melted down and made into sex toys of all shapes and colors 🤩

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RT @blainecapatch: gonna buy a whole chuck e. cheese robot band and fuck the shit out of it

Can the ps5 fit in my butt?

@chelseachavis We don’t deserve you 😭

@DublinJames1986 This is wholesome 😊

I vote we replace the Confederate Flag at NASCAR races with this one https://t.co/yetjPFDYGM

@SirJeremyLondon What pokemon is this?

We need more statues of dogs